Monday, 18 February 2013

What the

Today I arrived at my house to find the carpenter waiting. I sighed as I looked at some new needle packets in the front garden. As I reached for the keys, I was shocked to find this in the secret spot where they were.........

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For a few seconds I wondered if someone was mocking me... The carpenter hypothesised that a prank had been played by some local kids and I would find something trashed once I opened the front door. 

After a while, I realised the person who did this must know me - my favourite colours pink and purple... The beady eyes... The gobble sign. The fact it's a Turkey: I love poultry, and I love drinking Wild Turkey (so ladylike!)   .... it could only be one person.... I SMS'd him and eventually he confessed... BENJATRON!!! Haha! Thus the Turkey now becomes the house mascot and I refuse to move it until I have to.

I then received some photos of what Turkey got up to before the visit to my house. 



Turkey's before and after shot

Turkey having some Footscray Vietnamese food before hand to psyche himself up.

Turkey having some tea.

= THANK YOU BENJATRON AND ELLEN!!!!!


Also - for once someone dumped something useful in my front garden: a shovel.

2 comments:

  1. i wouldn't expect this to be a one off either....

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    1. You're going to put live chickens in the outhouse?

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